A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly, elderly woman. He approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

The Americans and Russians, at the height of the arms race, realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world.

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?"

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre.

One day an out of work mime is visiting the zoo and attempts to earn some money as a street performer. As soon as he starts to draw a crowd, a zoo keeper grabs him and drags him into his office.

Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position.

A man and his wife were driving their RV across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee.

 The boxer returned to his dressing-room looking pretty bad. He felt and looked all to pieces. He opened his eyes when the promoter approached.